6 July 2008

Upgrade from Boyriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife

Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download
Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,

IT Support

~From a senior

12 comments:

Master J said...

ni tiru niee....i read a similar thing..tp abt girlfriend and wife lah..hehe..tp bnd2 mcm ni mmg klakar =p

xdpt ah nk update blog..xde ms sgt nk sit down n pikir psl a post..=(

Master J said...

ni tiru niee....i read a similar thing..tp abt girlfriend and wife lah..hehe..tp bnd2 mcm ni mmg klakar =p

xdpt ah nk update blog..xde ms sgt nk sit down n pikir psl a post..=(

nurilahi said...

TAk tiru, tapi da state kat bawah where I got this article :P

Takpelah, focus on our priority now :D

luppi said...

sape la yg originally wat mende ni. haha. Super genius!

badrul said...

salam perjuangan...

wah aplikasi menarik ICT... :)

szakif said...

ok. sangat menarik! dan sangat sinis. paling tak bleh blah part tongkat ali. wakaka~

nurilahi said...

Memang sangat sinis..

Erk..

:D

jaed said...

er, who m i? 5.0 or 1.0?

nurilahi said...

kepada encik pejuang,

who are yOu to whom? yOunger one or older? ;) only then I could decide :D

jaed said...

er.. 1.0 for both?

nurilahi said...

kepada encik pejuang,

Last day yOu said yOu have decided to take one of them kan...

isk....

humaiRah said...

menarik!